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4 Horror Movies Featuring TREES Or LEAVES or PLANTS! (LINK)

Noel Penaflor
2 min readJun 11, 2024

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I Wrote my First Movie Review While Giving Birth to a Camera. It has followed me ever since. Please don’t mind the Mess.

Through the TREES!

As you know, I’m a firm believer in being a well-rounded person both spiritually and mentally and, like you, I’ve fallen into the trap of staying too long indoors in front of a film or television screen when there’s a great big world out there for us to enjoy. I’ve heard this from medical people, and they think it’s a good idea for you get your f*cking ass out of the house for your health and well-being.

I’ve talked to doctors with online degrees and nurses with online degrees, and they’ve state of some of the benefits of going outside. Some of them are…

  • Reducing loneliness
  • Reducing feelings or stress or anger
  • Improving your physical health
  • Relaxation

All that *sounds* good and all, but I’ve talked to other “qualified” health “professionals” and watched a f*ckton of horror movies and they’ve stated some things that happen outside that can be deleterious to your health and well-being.

  • Killers with axes roaming the forest
  • Animals whose sole mission is to devour you if…

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Noel Penaflor
Noel Penaflor

Written by Noel Penaflor

I’ve Been A Movie Fan Since Birth and Have been Reviewing Films For The Past 305 Years. That’s A Long Time.

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