5 Horror Movies With A Fruit In the Title! (LINK)

I Write These Movie Reviews Locked in the Trunk of Your Car. Thanks for the Snacks!!

Not enough of you are eating fruit. That’s what I’m hearing from most of your parents even though the people that actually read this are mostly adult. Even Lil’ Kip is 33 years old though he suffers from Esther Orphan disease which makes him look 8.

The point is, not enough of you are eating fruits and that will lead to you dying before your time according to your doctor.

Eat fruit or you will die- Your doctor.

But we know you watch horror movies. Maybe while you’re watching horror movies that have some kind of fruit in its title, you may be tempted to reach in the very back of your fridge and get that fruit that’s been stuck there since Top Gun Maverick came out. You’ve seen that movie 6 times in the theaters, eat a f*cking apple once in a while.

Maybe every time someone gets murdered onscreen you take a bite of some of that delicious healthy fruit. Who knows, the life you save might just be your own. Or Adele ‘s.

Click on the Link Below for some Fruit Horror!

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