6 Horror Movies In Which People Die (LINK)
Beware.
There will be spoilers! And exclamation points (but not here).
Remember last week when you sitting on the couch your dead uncle left you watching that one horror movie in which no one died?
I love that couch so much. It’s almost worth what my uncle did to me to get it.
You’re watching the movie and when you come to the end you’re upset that no one is dead. You vow this will never happen again. But how will you ever know if a person is going to die in a horror movie unless someone writes a list stating that in fact, people die and then proceed to spoil said death or deaths in a table?
I have no idea. If it weren’t for this list people would be watching horror movies in which everyone lives, probably from Blumhouse.
With this list of six movies from different eras, different decades, different hairstyles, I guarantee (80–85%) that there will be at least one character, maybe even two, that meet horrible ends, most likely at the hands of a killer or by accident.
I never would have guessed there would have been six horror movies in which someone dies. My first guess was five. I was clearly wrong.
You were wrong. Who knows what other things you might be wrong about? But that’s not for these readers to worry about because they’re not related to you. If you’ve clicked on this list you too have suffered through countless horror movies in which people live. It almost makes the ennui of life unbearable.
Nicolas Cage: I’m Nic Cage! My new horror movie Willy’s Wonderland just came out last week on premium digital — -
No one cares about Willy’s Wonderland, Nic Cage because it’s a horrendous movie. Aren’t there 8 other movies you have coming out on VHS within the week?
Nicolas Cage: I’m just pointing out that people do die-
Don’t you have a dreadful movie you have to start shooting within the next hour instead of plugging one of the fifteen movies you have out most people don’t want to see?
Nicolas Cage: I have an Academy award.
It’s very, very lonely.
Hey, was that Nicolas Cage who just took a plateful of food with him?
Yes. But Nic Cage will not stop us from showing this unique list of horror movies in which people die. You may not believe what you’re reading, but then you’ll pop one of these movies into your VCR and realize I’ve never lied to you.
CLICK on the Link Below For The List!!!
Originally published at https://discover.hubpages.com on February 20, 2021.
