Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019) Review (LINK) This Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019) Review Will Tell You You’re A Good Boy!!!

My Cat Persephone Wrote this Review on her Smartphone. It was better than Mine. .

The new horror/thriller Dogs Don’t Wear Pants answers the age old question of why dogs don’t wear pants. If we’re lucky, we’ll also find out what kind of peanut butter your dog likes and what if any substitutes are available in case you run out of his/your favorite kind during quarantine.

Even during a pandemic, I’m looking out for you. And your dog.

I should warn you before you read any further that Dogs Don’t Wear Pants is Finnish. Fortunately, our brothers and sisters from the land of the Fin have provided subtitles in English. They’ll be at the bottom of the screen so you don’t have to take a crash course in Finnish before you watch this movie.

Yes. I know you don’t like to read, but it is nice to see movies from other countries once in a while. Not just to impress your barista, but you’re just missing out on a lot of good movies because you’re just f*cking lazy. Parasite won Best Picture and it was well worth the first-world effort to both read and watch and hear another language…at the SAME TIME! You can do it. I’m proud of you.