Longlegs (2024) Movie Review With Arms! (LINK) This Longlegs (2024) Review Has Nic Cage Joining The Cast of Euphoria as a Sketchy New Janitor!

Noel Penaflor
1 min readJul 13, 2024

In a SHOCKING turn of events, Nic Cage appears in a movie…

LONG BUT LEGGY SYNOPSIS

It is the year 1995. Someone has late fees. The US is at the tail end of the fever known as Satanic Panic and lord knows it’s about time these kooky religious freaks just calm the f*ck down. Abortion is legal and DVDs are just around the corner. It’s a fun and carefree time except that entire families are being murdered.

Despite what you heard about the 90s, they’re not being killed because of the late fees.

We meet our intrepid young Special Agent Lee Harker (Maika Monroe) and it would be nice if you don’t call her Agent Starling. It would also be nice if you didn’t ever mention Independence Day Resurgence. Special Agent Harker is, in fact, pretty special. She has occasional flashes of psychic abilities that help her locate killers.

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Originally published at https://discover.hubpages.com on July 13, 2024.

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Noel Penaflor

I’ve Been A Movie Fan Since Birth and Have been Reviewing Films For The Past 305 Years. That’s A Long Time.