MaXXXine (2024) MovieX ReviewX!! (LINK) This MaXXXine (2024) Review Has Samuel L. JaXXXson Yelling At You To Flip The Burgers OVER!

Noel Penaflor
2 min readJul 8, 2024

This Movie Review is the Brain Child of so many different personalities!!!

The final film in Ti West’s X trilogy, MaXXXine, takes place during the 80s and can be viewed in high quality VHS tape provided you rewind first lest you flute the area of the tape that you watch over and over and sometimes even press pause for extended period of time. What you do while that image is frozen on your TV set I’ll never know. Since 2016 every third movie or TV show has been set in the 80s but we’ve been slacking since the pandemic and now only every five pieces of entertainment have been set during the time your parents grew up and had a much happier life before you were born.

If you’re under 30 and you watch this with your aunt or newly divorced uncle, feel free to tune out how they were alive during this time and how everything was so much better then. They’re just salty because their credit score lowered because of decades old late fees for forgetting to return a VHS copy of The Never Ending Story and they still won’t shut the f*ck up about it. Anyway, Ti West’s X gave you another reason to fear old white people and now MaXXXine will give you another reason to fear…just wait until you see the movie.

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Noel Penaflor

I’ve Been A Movie Fan Since Birth and Have been Reviewing Films For The Past 305 Years. That’s A Long Time.