Night of the Lepus (1972) Movie Review (LINK) This Review Has Killer Bunnies!

Noel Penaflor
2 min readAug 14, 2020

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I Wrote my First Movie Review While Giving Birth to a Camera. It has followed me ever since. Please don’t mind the Mess.

Don Holliday (screenplay), Gene R. Kearney (screenplay), Russell Braddon (novel)

“Oh, yes, it’s Lepus Night
And the feeling’s right
Oh, yes, it’s Lepus Night
Oh, what a night (oh, what a night)”

My hands are shaking as I write this review. I am sitting in a puddle of my own urine as I have just witnessed frights few others will ever experience. Night of the Lepus is, by far, the best killer bunny movie I have ever seen. You think you know terror.

Jon Snow, you know nothing.

I suggest you eat nothing before you see this movie, because it will not last in your tummy.

I suggest you drink nothing, because it will also not last in your tummy and you will never ever want to drink any liquids again.

I suggest you put your children to bed, kiss them good night, and assure them that everything will be alright. But after seeing this movie, you know it’s all just lies.

If you happen to have bunnies as pets, then keep a wary eye on them. Just in case.

Synopsis

Night of the Lepus hearkens back to a time when movies showed their entire credits before the story began. So while the 45 minutes of opening credits ran, I was watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina on another monitor.

Click on The Link Below for Killer Bunnies!

Originally published at https://hubpages.com on August 14, 2020.

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Noel Penaflor
Noel Penaflor

Written by Noel Penaflor

I’ve Been A Movie Fan Since Birth and Have been Reviewing Films For The Past 305 Years. That’s A Long Time.

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