Nightmare Cinema (2018) Movie Review (LINK) “I ate a bowl of Ice Cream while watching this movie”- Gandhi

Noel Penaflor
2 min readAug 10, 2020

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This Movie Review is the Brain Child of so many different personalities!!!

Alejandro Brugués, Joe Dante, Mick Garris, Ryûhei Kitamura, David Slade

Sandra Becerril, Alejandro Brugués, Lawrence C. Connolly, Mick Garris, Richard Christian Matheson, David Slade

The horror anthology Nightmare Cinema finally answers the question you’ve been asking yourself for at least 4 years: How is Mickey Rourke these days and is he still alive?

Actually, that’s 2 questions. From the looks of it, Mickey Rourke is fine and he looks very much alive.

Your questions have been answered. Now there is no other reason for Nightmare Cinema to occupy real estate in your mental headspace anymore. Move on, enjoy your life, find yourself a nice partner, get married, or don’t get married, get yourself dog, a cat, a fish, a raptor. Do anything but waste the time you won’t get back sitting through the pineapple pizza that is Nightmare Cinema.

One realizes that horror anthologies by their very nature, are hit-and-miss. That’s the beauty and the terror of these kinds of movies. You relish the variety, and chances are that if you don’t enjoy one of the stories, maybe you’ll like the next one.

What if “the next one” doesn’t turn out better?

What if “hit-and-miss” turns out to be mostly miss?

Because that’s exactly what you’ll be thinking before, during and after you sit through Nightmare Cinema.

Don’t take my word for it. Watch it and if you find yourself wanting to jump in front of a moving car after, don’t blame me.

I’m not saying you should jump in front of a moving car. I’m saying it would be perfectly normal for you to want to after seeing Nightmare Cinema.

Click on The Link Below For a Nightmare…Cinema!

Originally published at https://hubpages.com on August 12, 2020.

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Noel Penaflor

I’ve Been A Movie Fan Since Birth and Have been Reviewing Films For The Past 305 Years. That’s A Long Time.