Ted 2 (2015) Movie Review (LINK) This Ted 2 (2015) Review Comes With A Free Wahlberg.

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Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild

If it was ever a question, Ted 2 will not disappoint fans of the original Ted, as there’s barely a 20% drop-off in laughs, well above the average for your standard comedy sequel. Those of you wanting weed, sex, and fecal references will more than get your fill.

Those of you wanting an unusual amount of black and gay jokes will get those as well. If you’re offended, what are you doing considering Ted 2 anyway? I’m more taken aback that Mark Wahlberg feels the need to appear in a film every couple of weeks and only 1 in 6 are actually decent (if you’re keeping track, Ted is among the keepers, everything else- you’ve already skipped). If this track record continues, Marky Mark can change his name to Nicolas Cage. No good vibrations.

It seems almost pointless to delve into “plot” (written by Seth MacFarlane and 2 other writers whose names aren’t important) since the story itself is just a hook for Ted and his immature friend John to say “f*ck” a lot and smoke creatively named strains of weed. You have to admire the attempt at an original story instead of regurgitating the same jokes over and over and over with diminishing returns (see: those flaccid Hangover sequels). It would be like whining about plot during Jurassic World.

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