The Ranger (2018) Movie Review (LINK) This Review of The Ranger (2018) Has Nothing To Do With 90s Toys

I’ve been a movie enthusiast my whole life and been writing movie reviews for over 13 years.

If you like your horror movies with an 80s vibe (let’s face it, what horror movie from the past 5 years doesn’t have an 80s vibe), and you like keeping the forest clean so families from the present and future generations can enjoy, then The Ranger just may be the movie for you. It’s got gore, gristle, and a timely environmentalist message so you can stay green even while you’re seeing red. Sure, you’ll forget about what you’ve seen as soon as the credits roll, but there are worse ways you can spend 80 minutes.

The Ranger opens with a little girl named Chelsea (Pet Sematary’s Jete Laurence) in a kitchen in what looks like a remote cabin. She seems a little worse for wear. A man dressed up as a Park Ranger assures her that everything is going to be okay, makes her a sandwich and even cuts off the crusts for her. Touching.

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Originally published at https://hubpages.com on May 9, 2020.