Zombieland Double Tap (2019) Movie Review (LINK) This review of Zombieland Double Tap will eat a banana seductively to your Grandfather at your Grandmother’s funeral.

I’ve Been A Film Enthusiast as Long as I can remember. I Suffer from the Same Disease Leonard did in Memento.

Dave Callaham, Rhett Reese, and Paul Wernick

The battle between the sequels begins this weekend at a theater near you…

The winner will emerge victorious with your movie dollars. The loser to weep in shame, stewing in the viscous fluids of defeat.

Contestant #1- From the Disney empire, with its fingers in every one of your entertainment holes, it’s Maleficent Mistress of Evil. But, “evil” in a Disney kind of way. Disney movie, not Disney executive. Your kids want to see it because they’re kids and they will watch anything. Don’t forget to buy all the merchandise! Spend those Malefic-dollars, not those Malefi-cents. The Malaysian sweat shop toys will break after 2 days and forgotten in 3. But at least your kids will be happy for about 6 minutes before they ask you for something else.

You mean like Disney Plus?

Um, yes.

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